There is this drunk guy on the bus... he walks up to a nun and asks her ' will you have sex with me?'.
she shouts no! and gets of the bus..
the guy went to get of at his stop, and said to the bus driver. 'why wouldn't the nun have sex with me?'
the bus driver said ' maybe if you go the graveyard in a God suit at 12 o'clock, she will be there praying and might do something because your God."
Thankyou says the guy and walks off...
He then goes to a fancy dress shop and buys a God suit, and heads to the graveyard.
At the graveyard he sees the nun praying.
He goes up to her in his god suit and says ' will you have sex with me'
the nun replies..' yes, but i only do anul..'
so about 5 mins in having sex..
the guy pulls off his god suit and says ' HAHA i'm the Guy On The Bus!'
The nun pulls hers off and says 'HAHA, i'm the Busdriver!'
LOL! i love this joke....